7th Breakdown of my Career So Far

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips) 01/11/2018 at 10:34 • Filed to: None

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*sighs*

Go to move it right after I get on site, no power steering or brakes.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/11/2018 at 10:40

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The power steering in my Subaru becomes basically nonexistent while it’s cold and at idle. Quite fun in parking lots when I’m crammed between brodozers with titanic trailer hitches...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/11/2018 at 10:44

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M O P A R

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 01/11/2018 at 10:45

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It’s 70 out today, so sadly that is not the issue. 1200lbs of engine is not easy to steer.

Milky > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/11/2018 at 10:46

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winterlegacy, here 'till the end > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/11/2018 at 10:46

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My mother’s Dakota had a thing for terminating its power steering without warning. It was, however, a bit over-zealous about brakes.

Takuro Spirit > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/11/2018 at 10:47

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H Y D R O B O O S T

jkm7680 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/11/2018 at 10:48

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DURRRR I’D RATHER BE GETTING STROKED THAN GETTING RAMMED.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Milky 01/11/2018 at 10:50

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It had been towing a trailer.

Milky > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/11/2018 at 10:56

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... damn.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/11/2018 at 11:23

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obligatory:

RutRut > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 01/11/2018 at 11:35

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People that leave their hitch in are a huge pet peeve of mine. I have an equalizer setup for towing my travel trailer that immediately comes off the back of the truck after unhooking the camper. I can pretty much guarantee that if you hit the hitch as opposed to my bumper you are going to have a way worse time.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/11/2018 at 11:36

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Chevy 4, Dodge 2, and 335k mile Toyota 1.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > RutRut 01/11/2018 at 11:52

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There was one time where it was impossible for me to leave a parking lot because some jerks in brodozers managed to box me in with their tow hitches.

They had something like this to compensate for their lift kit heights so they could actually do real work with their trucks instead of having them as little status toys, but... to each their own, I guess. At least they left as quickly as they came.

gmctavish needs more space > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/11/2018 at 12:01

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You seem to attract unreliable examples of stereotypically reliable vehicles

shop-teacher > jkm7680 01/11/2018 at 12:02

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I automatically deduct 100 IQ points whenever I see an, “I’d rather be Cummin that Stokin” sticker. Most of those guys are in negative IQ territory then.

RutRut > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 01/11/2018 at 12:20

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It doesn’t take much to need to run a drop hitch anymore. My ‘13 F250 on 35's with no lift still runs a 2" drop to tow our camper. The guys that have the camper/snow plow prep package have to run more since their coils are significantly stiffer.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > RutRut 01/11/2018 at 12:38

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At least people in modern pickup trucks know how to park and care about keeping their vehicle free of scratches. The brodozers just barely “park” and could care less.

PartyPooper2012 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/11/2018 at 12:50

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belt?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PartyPooper2012 01/11/2018 at 13:01

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No, it left fluid all over the ground.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > gmctavish needs more space 01/11/2018 at 13:03

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The Duramax isn’t really reliable. This is the emissions heavy, early 6.7 Cummins, and it’s not really reliable either. The Tacoma just shat it’s alternator, so that just kind of happens.

Die-Trying > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/11/2018 at 14:41

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this is right up there with that time you got stuck in grass........

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Die-Trying 01/11/2018 at 16:36

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I haven’t got stuck in grass. I got stuck in a sand pit.

Die-Trying > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/11/2018 at 16:49

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it was a grassy sandpit, IF i remember the pictures..... at least you are fortunate enough to break down in safe places.......

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Die-Trying 01/11/2018 at 18:01

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There was grass in the area, but not where I buried the axle. The Dodge always breaks in a parking lot, the Duramax always strands me with trailer in tow on the interstate.